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'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Love Birds love just being together

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Tristan and Isolde

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Johnny Depp

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Charlotte Rampling

Javier Bardem

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

Invitation

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

No pressure

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

Corporate Spy

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."