Dating Drama Admirer Mugs

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Senta jumps into the sea

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Love Birds love just being together

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Tristan and Isolde

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Charlotte Rampling

Invitation

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Corporate Spy

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'