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Boss, I think I found the perfect woman for you. She's quick-witted and beautiful! She's waiting to meet you. Are you insane? What kind of amateurish operation do you think we're running here? A candidate for any position I offer has to go through three rounds of interviews. If the candidate impresses my underlings, then the candidate gets to have an audience with me. The 1% date differently than the rest of us. What's her FICO score?
She's with HIM? Man, talk about scraping the bottom of the bucket!
You're late, and you reek of beer. Wrong on both counts. Who are you going to trust? Me, or your watch and your nostrils?
"I noticed you looking at me."
"They always go for the dangerous types."
Inverse Interest
'Will I respect you in the morning? What makes you think I'll be here in the morning?'
"Wow! Who's the girl with the go-thither eyes ?"
Late in life, Mrs Robinson makes one last-gasp attempt
'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'
"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."
"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."
'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'
"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."
Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."
"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"
"You lack spontaniety."
'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'
"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."
Biological Cuckoo clock
"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"
Ostrich Bar
"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."
"Your profile said you were a dog."
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."
"You call that worrying?"
'Are you ready to get hurt again?'
When kissing a woman, try not to burp.
'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'
Alligator Bars
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