Couple Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

The interpreter

'Let's become one...ME.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"That's against the rules...."

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

"How come I never see that smile?"

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Got any women repellent?'

"I noticed you looking at me."

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"This family is way too functional."

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."