Couple Dynamics Observer Gifts

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Origins Of Evolution

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

'We should talk more.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'