Couple Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"How come I never see that smile?"

"You realise you are drawing attention to us!"

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Incompatible.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

The army and the church are in love with each other

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

'What's Fred doing here, and why is he so happy?", "His wife gave him the evening off for good behavior.'

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'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

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Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."