Quirky Couple Dynamics Admirer Gifts

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Prison Romance.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'We were made for each other.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."