Quirky Couple Enthusiast Gifts

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Unbelievable! Our first date and she wears heels!"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"You used my razor again!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Towels

"I love you, you big fool."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Advanced footsie

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'