Quirky Couple Enthusiast Gifts

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Unbelievable! Our first date and she wears heels!"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"You used my razor again!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I love you, you big fool."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

Graffitti.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'