Quirky Couple Fans Gifts

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Advanced footsie

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'We were made for each other.'

Prison Romance.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"So, do you come here often?"

Face Mask Romance

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'