Quirky Couple Admirer Gifts

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

The Odd Couple.

'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Advanced footsie

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'