Quirky Couple Appreciator Gifts

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

This marriage will never work --- She's a go anywhere gal and he's a one-step-at-a-time guy.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'We were made for each other.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Face Mask Romance

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Graffitti.