Quirky Couple Fun Gifts

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"So that's where you were last night."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Face Mask Romance

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'We were made for each other.'

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'