Quirky Couple Fun Gifts

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"So that's where you were last night."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

Graffitti.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'We were made for each other.'

"Don't tell him anything."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'