Quirky Couple Dynamics Admirer Pillows

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'We were made for each other.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'