Marital Dynamic Explorer Gifts

"I won't be long. I'm just going round to Spike's for a few beers with my ilk."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

"How come I never see that smile?"

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

'Second door on the left.'

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'We've got aspirin,acetaminophen and ibuprofen. You can't have a headache!'

"Your what?"