Marital Dynamic Explorer Prints

"I won't be long. I'm just going round to Spike's for a few beers with my ilk."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

"How come I never see that smile?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

'We've got aspirin,acetaminophen and ibuprofen. You can't have a headache!'

'Second door on the left.'

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'