Couples Enthusiast Gifts

Incompatible.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Love is Blind.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Dialogue

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'They call it the people dance.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Whale Romance

You make me want to be a better bum.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

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"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'