Couples Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

The First Fire Stick

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Clown Delivering Babies.

'It's a chicken.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Accepting for..."

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'