Date-night Analyzer T-Shirts

"Can't you forget you're a teacher for one evening?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

scrabble love

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.