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'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Anyway enough talking about ME...let's talk about my job instead!"

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

Say something about your mum dying...you'll look vulnerable and deep, women love that...

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"This is so stupid...why would Smiley go on a date with me?"

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Your credit card or mine?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

Distraught. Let's hear it. I met this girl last night and she gave me her number. Awesome. So? I texted her. And? I haven't heard back. Hold on. Remain calm. How long has it been? Panic!!! Oh, never mind. I texted to the wrong number. Generation I -- for impatient!! Exhale.

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"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"How many sex partners have you had?"

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

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