Marital Dynamics Explorer Pillows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Mrs. Almighty.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

"How come I never see that smile?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

'Second door on the left.'

"Your what?"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'We've got aspirin,acetaminophen and ibuprofen. You can't have a headache!'