Marital Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"You call that worrying?"

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

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Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

"I married for contrast."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"A special offer from the Beatrice Wiggins Marriage Bureau they may be - but I'm afraid it's still bigamy, sir..."

"And will you, Lee, take Mimi for granted as long as you both shall live."

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'