Marital Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

"I was going to have an ego, but Marjorie decided against it."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"You call that worrying?"

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

"I married for contrast."

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"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"A special offer from the Beatrice Wiggins Marriage Bureau they may be - but I'm afraid it's still bigamy, sir..."

"And will you, Lee, take Mimi for granted as long as you both shall live."