Marital Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm leaving my wife because of another woman.... Her mother."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Mistress Talking to Maid

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Alimony is like paying off a car after you've crashed it."

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

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"Did you finally come to an agreement with your wife? Or am I opening old wounds?"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

The Rude Butler.

"Stop staring!"

'What are you saying?'

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"

"My boyfriend and I had a falling out!"

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."