Romantic Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

"Well, look who's here - the other end of the candle I've been burning!"

"Well, technically, I was cheating on him with you."

'It was only when he ended their brief affair that Steven realised the full extent of Amelia's jealous nature...'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Young Montague's full of himself."