Playful Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'Bigamists dramatic society present: 7 brides for 2 Brothers'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!