Fictional Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Could you not call me Ray this time?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

A pretention of playwrights

Tristan Und Isolde

Knickerless Cage.

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."