Love Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"My boyfriend and I had a falling out!"

"It's not like that dear. We're just good friends."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Falstaff

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."