Relationship Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Woman with lover holding another man's hand.

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'

"This will be a bit painful...Your wife and I are having an affair."

"So exactly WHEN did you divorce your wife?"

"What do you mean, 'you're exhausted from having sex five times a week'?... I only have it twice a week!"

"Here's a photo of my husband. If you see him walk in here, pretend to be a waiter."

'Stop sleeping with my boyfriend, bitch' 'But he's my husband!'

"Your old boyfriend wants you back."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'Who the hell is this?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Who cares about the global network of information when there's an ex-boyfriend in the room.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

"So now you're going to tell me what friends I can have?"

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Expanded Limited Investigation

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"I wish school was more like TV."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

The Professionals.