Relationship Drama Aficionados Gifts

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I can't believe he brought her."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Actor practising his indian war crys

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Drama Llama

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'I give it six months.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Covid Masks

"This time, she went too far."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"