Relationship Drama Aficionados Gifts

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I can't believe he brought her."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I give it six months.'

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

Covid Masks

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I haven't finished saying no yet."