Relationship Drama Enthusiast Pillows

Woman with lover holding another man's hand.

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'

"This will be a bit painful...Your wife and I are having an affair."

"So exactly WHEN did you divorce your wife?"

"What do you mean, 'you're exhausted from having sex five times a week'?... I only have it twice a week!"

"Here's a photo of my husband. If you see him walk in here, pretend to be a waiter."

'Stop sleeping with my boyfriend, bitch' 'But he's my husband!'

"Your old boyfriend wants you back."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'Who the hell is this?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Who cares about the global network of information when there's an ex-boyfriend in the room.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

"So now you're going to tell me what friends I can have?"

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"I wish school was more like TV."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

Plan B

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'