Relationship Drama Fan Pillows

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Uh, don't you think you're taking this bay-talk a little too far?"