Relationship Drama Lover Pillows

"I'm leaving you, Spencer, while gas is still cheap."

'What would be the point of that??'

Not OK! magazine

Colin began to suspect that his date was interested in someone else

'I've a great idea, a TV show about relationship breakups, I've called it 'Exes Factor'!'

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Victorian Gentleman

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Let them eat cake!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"He's a terrible drunk."

Nell in a faint

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"