Relationship Drama Lover Prints

"I'm leaving you, Spencer, while gas is still cheap."

'What would be the point of that??'

Not OK! magazine

Colin began to suspect that his date was interested in someone else

'I've a great idea, a TV show about relationship breakups, I've called it 'Exes Factor'!'

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Victorian Gentleman

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Let them eat cake!

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Nell in a faint

"He's a terrible drunk."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."