Relationship Drama Fan Prints

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"I can't believe he brought her."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."