Relationship Drama Fans Prints

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Did you say something?" "That was last night!"

'And now for the second opinion.'

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

'Oh, say cheese - it's a family snap, not a TV drama photo shoot!'