Dating Drama Fans Prints

I've lied to you...I don't really look like Angelina Jolie.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Theatre Crowd

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"He's a terrible drunk."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Congratulations on opening night."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

No pressure

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."