Dating Drama Lover Prints

"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."

"'Tall, slim, Brad Pitt Look-a-like' meets 'Slender, caring, Jordan look a like'."

'Someone who can appreciate how lucky she is.'

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I knew it wouldn't work out when the limo driver turned out to be his mother!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Speech

Oedipus

Proposal

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'