Relationship Drama Pillows

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."