Relationship Drama Mugs

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Jack Gleeson

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Senta jumps into the sea

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron