Romantic Dramedy Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

Bear Costume

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Scarpia's Palace

Tristan Und Isolde

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Romantic Tree Carving

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."