Marital Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm leaving my wife because of another woman.... Her mother."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Mistress Talking to Maid

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"Did you finally come to an agreement with your wife? Or am I opening old wounds?"

"Stop staring!"

"Alimony is like paying off a car after you've crashed it."

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

The Rude Butler.

'What are you saying?'

"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'

"My boyfriend and I had a falling out!"

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

"I got my wife some flowers for Valentine's Day...she has hay fever."