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I like the Jets...I guess

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"You call that worrying?"

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"I married for contrast."

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"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

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The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'She originally told you she wanted love and understanding? Well, her list has grown.'

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."