Marriage Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

Henry put me on a pedestal

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"You call that worrying?"

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"I married for contrast."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Gender Symbols

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'She originally told you she wanted love and understanding? Well, her list has grown.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."