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"Before I ask you out. . . you're not a murderer, are you?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Ukraine peace talks"

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

Nerd night out.

"Charles, we've got to talk."

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

"Did you say something?" "That was last night!"