Dating Dynamics Buff Prints

"Before I ask you out. . . you're not a murderer, are you?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Ukraine peace talks"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

"You call that worrying?"

'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"Charles, we've got to talk."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

Nerd night out.

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

"Did you say something?" "That was last night!"