Dating Dynamics Aficionado Prints

'She's his 'arm candy' and he's her 'sugar daddy'!'

'Got any women repellent?'

"Call me?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Banana Smoothie

Biological Cuckoo clock

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."