Couple Dynamic Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

"Go ask your mother."

Drama class

'Ask your other father.'

Sex Equality

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

"That's against the rules...."

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

"How come I never see that smile?"

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

"Honey! It's your mother … she's found us!"

Batmansplaining.