Couple Dynamic Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

"Go ask your mother."

'Ask your other father.'

Sex Equality

"That's against the rules...."

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"How come I never see that smile?"

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

"Honey! It's your mother … she's found us!"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'