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"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

CEO with SEO

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Networking

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Compression

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'She's in training.'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

Little man in big man's pocket.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."