Digital Dynamics T-Shirts

'Mom, I need a push.'

Oh, hey, Lexie, gotta go - it's time for me to update my n'app.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

CEO with SEO

Networking

"I, TikTok."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'She's in training.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The power of the blog.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'