Digital Dynamics Observer T-Shirts

'Uh oh, looks like that one has been unfriended.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Too big to fail

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

Alexander Schallenberg

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position